How to Bag a Man

I thought about trying some reverse psychology for a change. I would usually write something about how to make decent girls appreciate geeky guys. The age old question: how do you get girls to like you?

I’m perfectly, and happily heterosexual so this is a guide to women on how to find, and understand men. I’ll start off by saying that generally (99% of the time, and 99% of men) have the emotions of and oak tree. They are pretty non-existent so there is a very easy way to see it.

Men - play a game to eventually get around to talking about it.

Women - talk about it and eventually get around to playing the game.

What this simply means is being practical (“hands on”) and being emotional (“in touch”). Men will for example say what is necessary at work and in a social context. Make them play a sport together once a week and you’ll soon find them opening up and joking together. So if a woman is looking to bag a man, she should look for a game of some kind, doesn’t necessarily mean in a literal sense.

When men talk, socialize, and so on it is based on what game they are in (pub, soccer game, fishing trip, etc). Men will meet up socially because of the game they are playing. Women will engage and there ‘game’ will be based on what led before it.

I’ll cut to the chase with a common example. Isn’t it a bit of a cliché that when it comes to sex, a woman wants to wait and talk it through, but a man wants to follow through? I know that I’m arguing from a shaky foundation since I’m basing my answers on assumptions.

Women may sometimes take their time making a decision, because they are looking out for others. Men want to make it for themselves, although since the rise of Feminism my comments do stand on very shaky ground. I’d just also like to add that the characteristics (or foibles) each gender has is more of a strength. It should be seen as a piece of a larger issue.

This is Officially the end now (I do this before my head starts spinning around in circles!)

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Damn Caucasians

There must be something wrong with the Caucasian race. Other cultures do cool things like have sacrifices and worship the dead. We pretty much get married, hump one person for say thirty odd years and have two kids (a western norm of course). There’s no natural chaos like ten kids milling round the supper table, or the husband having other partners (and of course the wife is okay with it…that’s her job.)

Maybe we should be pushing the boundaries in some way. Instead we jump into other countries grab some resources and say “thanks for the stay”. There’s nothing to it really. But if there’s one thing you shouldn’t let a Caucasian become, it is bored.

Don’t get us in that frame of mind. Yes we have kids that run up the walls of a house for exercise. Don’t get us bored, because then we become stupid and brainless. We have our kiddies that start killing themselves, our fathers go join a heavy metal band, and our mothers become hookers. We’re one of those fickle people, who can make or break the species.

We’ll either be the school jock, or the fat guy that’s picked on. Think about it we have people like Thomas Edison, William Shakespeare, and Albert Einstein. They’re all white boys…then you get people that light their own fart, and start diving into bushes when drunk. We’re a stoopid race. We have survived this far, but according to evolution we’ve still got a good million years to prove our genes.

Just a thought for others who are also part of the same problem!

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What’s the big deal? (aka an evolution ranting)

The human race is not very significant if you look at it by taking all of what evolved before us into account. It is said that if we could simplify evolvotion and stick it on a calendar (i.e. that earth being born on the first of January) we would be born 15 minutes before midnight! Wow, everything else seemed to be stupid enough to die out.

Also according to estimates of all species, so this isn’t just lion, whale, frog, etc its all the bits, variations and types. So of all the species that have ever existed 99.9999% (that’s for 9s if my memory is in the right place) of them are extinct. So we are either very brave and/or intelligent enough to beat all the stupid gene to the top. Or (on the downside) we could be pasing out of existence in give or take two millions years.  The last fact was only my idiocy speaking, while several of the former ones were from a documentary The 11th Hour.

I’m sure most people thought, groan…now a pretty boy (Leo di Caprio) is trying to juggle the same balls Al Gore did. Well, I too was on the sceptical end. I appreciate the facts, but having an old man waving his finger al over the place was too much for me. Surprisingly this film didn’t turn out to be as damning as the previous Significant Truth.

I will give this review a thumbs up, while Al Gore I’d give a pinkie for content. This was more broad and focussed more on us humans than the environment. I found it a relief to know that 90% of the particles we are made up of aren’t human but rather from nature. We only have a 10% smidgeon of hope that separa

tes us from apes and animals.

This film/documentariy is refreshing, so go ahead and sink your brain into it! I certainly benfitted…

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Addicted to Surgery?

I never thought that I’d be hooked on watching people being cut open. Nip/Tuck is one of the most well done series I’ve seen to date. The characters are really believable and real at times. There’s an interesting mix of relationships and mayhem.

I’ve only finished the first season, but so far so good. I would say my favourite character to be Dr. Sean McNamara, because of the tough time he goes through. I think they nkinda added him in as a sympathy character. Most of the time he looks a bit dejected and frail.

Even when he approaches family drama he appears hesitant and fragile. Highly Recommended!

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